Privacy Policy
At noahcharnow.com, we value your privacy and are committed to protecting the personal information you share with us. This page outlines the types of information we collect when you visit or interact with our website, as well as the steps we take to keep your data safe. We do not sell your personal information to third parties.
Affiliate Marketing
Some posts, pages, or products on noahcharnow.com may include affiliate links. If you make a purchase through one of these links, we may earn a commission, at no extra cost to you.
Log Files
Like many websites, we use log files to gather basic information about site visits. These files may include details such as your IP address, your internet service provider (ISP), your browser type (Chrome, Safari, etc.), the date and time of your visit, and which pages you viewed. This information helps us improve site performance and user experience.
Cookies and Web Beacons
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Affiliate Disclaimer
Welcome to The noahcharnow.com! The dumbest place on the internet and since I value your trust and my ability to keep the lights on, here’s the unfiltered scoop on sponsorships and affiliate links.
Sponsorships
If a brand wants to work with me, here’s the rule: If it doesn’t fit the Noah Charnow vibe, it doesn’t make it through the door. If daddy doesn’t like, daddy doesn’t promote. Simple as that. No If I do partner with someone, it means: I like them, I think you might like them, They didn’t make me question my morals, And yes… sometimes they paid me (I’m as shocked as you are). But you’ll always know when something is sponsored because I will tell you loud and clear. No sneaky business here.
Affiliates
Sometimes I link to products, tools, or things I actually use and love. If you click and buy, I may earn a teeny-tiny commission. Like… “treat myself to a gas station snack” kind of tiny. Affiliate links cost you nothing, but they help keep daddy alive. No one is paying me to push these. I don’t highlight products because of money. I highlight them because they’re good, useful, hilarious, or iconic.
If you're a brand and want to work together: Let’s talk. Preferably about something fun, useful, or extremely feral in the best way.
If you're a reader:
I’m sorry this is where you’re at in your life. Ready my affiliate disclaimer. However, thank you for being here, for reading my stupid shit and without you I’m just some whack dude complaining to my dog. Sincerely, thank you.
If you have questions, concerns, or brand deals worth yapping about, my inbox is open.